We’d like to especially welcome those who are single, married, divorced, gay, questioning, filthy rich, flat broke, or scraping by in between. You are welcome if you’ve lived here all your life, you’re just learning English, o si aun no hablas Inglés - estás bienvenido. You are welcome if your kid won’t stop crying, or you struggle with extroverts; whether you’re skinny as a rail, or could afford to lose a few pounds. You are welcome here if you’re “just browsing,” just woke up, or just completed probation.
We welcome you if you lived to see World War II, you have grandchildren who are hipsters, or you remember when phones were just phones. You’re welcome here if you’re Snapchat famous, your voice is still changing, you’re a yuppie, or you’re drowning in student loan debt. If you’re a soccer mom, NASCAR dad, starving artist, tree-hugger, latte-sipper, vegan, junk-food eater, or you’re fasting - welcome!
We welcome those who are in recovery or still addicted. We welcome you if you’re having problems or you’re down in the dumps or if you don’t like “organized religion,” we’ve been there too.
We welcome those who are inked, pierced or both. We offer a special welcome to you if you need a prayer, don’t know if you believe in prayer, had religion shoved down your throat as a kid, or got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake. A special welcome to the political junkies, the first-time voters, or those who would rather clean gutters than listen to politics. We welcome if you who work too hard, are unemployed, or are here because grandma is in town and wanted to go to church.
We welcome tourists, seekers, doubters, bleeding hearts... and you!